Espresso Talk Tonight's overly caffeinated guests: Asynchronous and Synchronous Application Synchronous: Hey Mr. Asynchronous, long time no talk. Asynchronous: No kidding... every time I call you, I get a busy signal. You'd think we weren't even brothers. Synch: I'm a busy guy, you know? And I don't let anything get in the way of me paying attention to the user I'm serving. Asynch: I can see that. But what about all your other users, waiting around? Synch: They'll get their turn, too. Remember, I learned from Client-Server himself. He was really great; everyone liked him just fine, and he was the strong, silent type, just like me. Asynch: I guess. I always thought he seemed a lot more like the my-users-are-all-tired-of-waiting-onme type. Synch: You know, you seem to forget who's the older sibling here. I've been around a lot longer than you. Asynch: Yeah, and so have your users... waiting and waiting... Synch: Look, nobody gives their users more time and attention than I do. I'm just trying to please them. Meanwhile, you're running around, trying to please everyone. That never works! Asynch: It sounds to me like you're trying to please your USER... like just one. Everybody else has to wait in line. Synch: Hey, sometimes it's much better to take care of one thing at a time, and then move on to other jobs. Asynch: Sure, maybe if someone submits like 200 pieces of data. But most of the time, you're just not needed anymore. Synch: Just because I don't let people interrupt me while I'm working... Asynch: Hey, I can listen and talk, all at the same time. You're the one with a one-track mind... Synch: One-track mind? I just make sure I finish what I start. Asynch: Sure, but what if that takes ten seconds? Or ten minutes? Or an hour? Come on, do you really think people enjoy that little hourglass whirling around? Synch: I don't seem to get many complaints. Asynch: Yeah, well, I'd love to sit around like this all day, but my users don't like to wait on me. That's more your department. Synch: Yeah, enjoy your 15 minutes, bro. I've seen fads like you come and go a million times. Asynch: I bet you thought U2 was a one-hit wonder, too. I'm not going anywhereexcept to make the web a hip place again. See you when I see you, Synch... |