Chapter 7. Black White Photoshop in Black and White

Chapter 7. Black & White Photoshop in Black and White

I know, I know, the title for this chapter is too obviousBlack & White for a chapter on black and white. Or is it? That's right, baby, I pulled a fast one on youand don't think I stooped to the obvious choice, Michael Jackson's "Black or White." Too easy. Instead, I went with Three Dog Night's "Black & White" (which features the deep, thought-provoking lyrics: "A child is black. A child is white. Together they grow to see the light"). See, Eminem's lyrics suddenly don't seem so bad now, do they? In fact, Hanson's lyrics almost seem deep by comparison. Anyway, because the chapter title is so descriptive, it doesn't even really need a subhead (or me to explain what this chapter is about), right? So, whaddaya say we just spend some quality time together? Just you and meone on one. Sound good? No? Rats! I really didn't have a "Plan B" if you weren't up for the quality time thing, so now I'm kinda stuck. I guess this chapter intro will kind of be left just hanging there, like when one person puts up a high-five, but the person they're with doesn't high-five back. Maybe they're looking the other way, or preoccupied with something else, and you're just standing there with your hand up in the air. You're too embarrassed to pull your hand back down, because then it kind of brands you with the "high five loser" label, so you just leave your hand up there, hoping, praying, that the person will suddenly see it and complete "the five," before the stench of failure begins to permeate the air. But they never do, so your hand just stays up there, with no place to go, a lot like this chapter intro...(see, you should've taken my quality time offer).