Scriptwriting

For standard scripting format rules, see Chapter 14, “The Basics of Scriptwriting.”

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YVETTE
Wow! Good hand.
YVETTE
Oh, I like that.
YVETTE
Nice try.
YVETTE
Call.
YVETTE
I can’t lose.
YVETTE
Check.
YVETTE
Now, that’s a cute little card.
YVETTE
Did that feel good?
YVETTE
Fold.
YVETTE
I’m in, way in.
YVETTE
That’s the card I’m looking for.
YVETTE
Not good for me.
YVETTE
Oh, baby.
YVETTE
Pass.
YVETTE
Where did you pull that out of?
YVETTE
Show me yours and “huh” I’ll show you mine.
YVETTE
I suppose.
YVETTE
Sweet!
YVETTE
That was too close for comfort.
YVETTE
I wouldn’t pass this up for anything.

SVEN

(German stuff)

SVEN

I’ll be back.

SVEN

I can’t believe you don’t play now.

SVEN

Better luck next time.

SVEN

Call.

SVEN

I can’t believe it’s not better.

SVEN

Check.

SVEN

My day will come.

SVEN

Fold!

SVEN

I fold now.

SVEN

(German stuff) I’m in.

SVEN

Look at you, little girlie cards.

SVEN

Ha! Ha! Ha! (German stuff)

SVEN

I am triumphant!

SVEN

I’m in.

SVEN

I’m out.

SVEN

I’m liking these cards.

SVEN

Your money will be mine now.

SVEN

I must raise now.

SVEN

Nice cards there.

SVEN

Pass.

SVEN

Raise.

SVEN

Oh, (German stuff “Menee Guta”)

SVEN

(German stuff)

SVEN

Sure, why not.

HOYT

Bah.

HOYT

Call.

HOYT

Check.

HOYT

Doh!

HOYT

Fold.

HOYT

You gotta know when to fold ’em.

HOYT

Good job, buddy!

HOYT

Hmmm!

HOYT

I’m in the money! I’m in the money!

HOYT

I’m in.

HOYT

I’m there.

HOYT

Later tator.

HOYT

Not me.

HOYT

On to you, pal.

HOYT

Shazam!

HOYT

Doh, I knew I should have run.

HOYT

Well, spank my ass and call me Shirley!

HOYT

You stayed in with that?

HOYT

This must be my lucky day.

HOYT

This pot’s mine!

HOYT

Well, why not.

MELVIS

Ahhh...Yah

MELVIS

Baby!

MELVIS

Can’t love these cards.

MELVIS

Ah... You can’t treat the King like that.

MELVIS

Ah...Check baby!

MELVIS

Ah... That’s a hell of a clambake!

MELVIS

Foldin’.

MELVIS

I’m gonna call.

MELVIS

Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog, baby.

MELVIS

Melvis has left the building!

MELVIS

Baby needs some blue suede shoes.

MELVIS

Ohh... nice hand there.

MELVIS

Oh mama!

MELVIS

Ouch, man!

MELVIS

Uh! huh huh!

MELVIS

Uh thank ya. Thank ya very much!

MELVIS

Oooh, ya baby!

MELVIS

You betcha!

JACQUELINE

Oh, you’ll do better next time.

JACQUELINE

Check!

JACQUELINE

That pot was only chump change anyway.

JACQUELINE

Can we play yet?

JACQUELINE

My daddy told me I can’t lose.

JACQUELINE

Daddy always said I could do it.

JACQUELINE

Hmmmmp!

JACQUELINE

I did it! I did it!

JACQUELINE

Sure, I have plenty.

JACQUELINE

Impressive!

JACQUELINE

Why won’t you let me win?

JACQUELINE

Hmm...Pass.

JACQUELINE

Daddy, I need more money.

JACQUELINE

I must fold now.

JACQUELINE

Never too rich for my blood.

JACQUELINE

Oooo!

JACQUELINE

I’ll see that and raise you.

JACQUELINE

You know what they say, the rich get richer.

JACQUELINE

Simply divine.

JACQUELINE

Sure, why not.

JACQUELINE

I want to win.

MORTIMER

Hee! Hee! Ain’t missing this opportunity.

Hee! Hee!

MORTIMER

(Chuckle)

MORTIMER

Eh...that’s what Daddy’s talking about.

MORTIMER

Don’t feel bad, it’s only money.

MORTIMER

In my day we ran from cards like this.

MORTIMER

But I’m feelin’ frisky.

MORTIMER

Now that’s a good return on investment.

MORTIMER

Yeah…Sure. What have I got to lose?

MORTIMER

Horse hockey!

MORTIMER

This isn’t worth a hill of beans.

MORTIMER

I’m in.

MORTIMER

I should’ve invested less.

MORTIMER

There goes my kids’ inheritance.

MORTIMER

I’m in for the long haul.

MORTIMER

Nice hand.

MORTIMER

In my day, we played with nickels.

And we were thankful for it.

MORTIMER

In my day, we never saw cards like these.

MORTIMER

Whoopee!

MORTIMER

Call.

MORTIMER

Check.

MORTIMER

Fold.

MORTIMER

Raise.

LOU

I was actually nervous.

LOU

Call.

LOU

Hey, I can’t win your money if we don’t play.

LOU

Fold.

LOU

Get out while you still can.

LOU

Oh, give it a shot.

LOU

Good cards, pal-ie.

LOU

Have fun spending my money.

LOU

Hell yeah!

LOU

I’m in.

LOU

Bet on.

LOU

No more for me.

LOU

Not me.

LOU

I’m out-ie.

LOU

Pass.

LOU

I can’t possibly lose.

LOU

Raise.

LOU

I’ll raise ya.

LOU

See ya!

LOU

Suckers!

LOU

Let’s sweeten the pot.

LOU

You talkin’ to me?

LOU

What were you thinkin’?

LOU

Check.

Q

Ha! Ha! Ha! I always win.

Q

I cannot beat that hand!

I could beat a weaker hand.

Q

Beginner’s luck.

Q

I do not believe in your bluff.

Q

Call.

Q

Ha ha ha! You cannot defeat me.

Q

Check.

Q

A cherry blossom knows when to fall.

I know when to get out.

Q

I do not want it.

Q

I will live to fight another day.

Q

Fold.

Q

Only a fool fights in a burning house.

Q

This pot is only half full.

Q

I’m in.

Q

Your cards are like sand, no substance.

Q

Observe the lotus blossom, it needs no

timekeeping.

Q

Our money must experience more togetherness.

Q

Pass.

Q

How long does it take one to learn patience?

Q

Raise.

Q

For everything there is a season.

This is not mine.

Q

I will see what happens.

Q

This hand cannot help but spill gold.

Q

Victory belongs to the honorable.

LIZZIE

Bingo! Wait, wrong game.

LIZZIE

How do you feel, taking my bus fare?

LIZZIE

Guess I’ll take the bus home.

LIZZIE

Check.

LIZZIE

That’s OK, sweetie, you deserve it.

LIZZIE

Fold.

LIZZIE

(Hiccup)

LIZZIE

See if you can keep up, sweetie.

LIZZIE

I’m kicking butt and taking names.

LIZZIE

How did you like that?

LIZZIE

Macy’s, here I come!

LIZZIE

This is sweeter than a Mai Tai.

LIZZIE

Maybe next time.

LIZZIE

Nice win.

LIZZIE

Oh, well.

LIZZIE

Okay.

LIZZIE

I’ll stay for one more card.

LIZZIE

Pass.

LIZZIE

Raise.

LIZZIE

Shame on you for pushing an old lady out.

LIZZIE

Wow! Squeaked that one out.

LIZZIE

How do you like that can of whup-ass?

LIZZIE

Too rich for my blood.

LIZZIE

Very nice.

LIZZIE

There goes my Wayne Newton ticket money.

LIZZIE

Yah! Why not?

TREVOR

Ahhh!

TREVOR

Hey, we don’t have all day.

TREVOR

Bad luck.

TREVOR

Check.

TREVOR

Count me in.

TREVOR

That didn’t turn out for me.

TREVOR

Fold.

TREVOR

Good deal.

TREVOR

You gotta pay to play.

TREVOR

Can you hang with me?

TREVOR

Hmm.

TREVOR

How did I miss that?

TREVOR

Sometimes, you need to know when to hold ’em.

TREVOR

Let’s see what happens.

TREVOR

Ah, maybe next time.

TREVOR

Nice job.

TREVOR

Nice play.

TREVOR

Winning this hand is not my destiny.

TREVOR

Pass.

TREVOR

Raise.

TREVOR

Today is a good day.

TREVOR

Nice hand!

But if you actually beat me,

I’ll put on a dress.

CASHIER

Your account balance is not low enough

to receive additional funds.

BOUNCER

Uhhhm, excuse me.

MANAGER

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MANAGER

Nice to have you back, sir!

MANAGER

Nice to have you back, miss!

MANAGER

Play well, sir!

MANAGER

Play well, miss!