You might argue that you'll have plenty to do at your desk, what with all of the games and programs included with Windows XP (oh, yeah and work ). But if you've got even more time to kill, Microsoft invites you to "chat" with other people on the Internet by typing live comments into a little window. For millions of people, chat is a big deal. It offers the immediacy of a phone call, with the privacy, transcript-keeping features, and price ($0) of email. Better yet, you don't have to type all of your witty comments. If your PC has a micro phone and speakers (or a headset), you can also speak to your friends , using the Internet as a free long-distance service. It's not quite as handy as a phone ”you and your conversation partner must arrange to be online at a specified time ”but the price is delightful. And adding an inexpensive Web camera means that you can actually turn your PC into a cheapo videophone, Dick Tracy “style. The software you need is Windows Messenger (which was called MSN Messenger Service in previous versions of Windows). The quickest way to open it is by double-clicking the icon that appears in your notification area (see Figure 11-9). If you don't see it, just choose Start All Programs Windows Messenger (although you may also find the icon listed in the left-side column of your Start menu). Figure 11-9. Left: To open Windows Messenger, double-click its icon in your notification area. (This icon's appearance indicates whether or not you're online and signed in.) Right: If Windows Messenger didn't automatically sign you in when you went online, you may have to click the link to do so. (This dialog box may look different in your version of Messenger. Microsoft updates this Windows component, via the Automatic Updates feature, more often than almost any other.)NOTE At the moment, Windows Messenger can communicate only with other people who use Windows Messenger. People who use the extremely popular AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) are off-limits, separated from you by a great invisible wall of incompatibility . That situation may change, however. With Windows XP, Microsoft has adopted a new, universal standard for chat programs. And if America Online decides to adopt the same standard, it will be a great day in the land of chatters, who will now be united in a single, unified, global standard of chatting love. 11.2.1 Getting a .NET PassportWindows Messenger is one of several Windows XP features that require a .NET Passport ” a fancy way of saying that you need to enter yourself into Microsoft's database of Internet users. It's free, and it doesn't require you to expose any more information than your email address. (It doesn't even require that you have a Hotmail or MSN email address, as in previous versions of Windows.) It's certainly not difficult to figure out how to sign up for this passport. From the first day you use Windows XP, a balloon in the notification area begins to nag you to sign up for one (Figure 11-10, top). To start the Passport sign-up wizard, you can click that balloon, double-click the Windows Messenger icon in the notification area, or launch the wizard yourself. To do so, open the Control Panel. Double-click the User Accounts icon, and click the green arrow button called "Set up my account to use a .NET Passport" (see Figure 11-10, bottom). Figure 11-10. Top: The instant you access the Internet for the first time, Windows XP invites you to become a part of the great Passport database. Bottom: The .NET Passport Wizard invites you to provide your existing email address ”or to create a free http://MSN.com email account in the process of signing up for the Passport. Either way, you need a .NET Passport to use Windows XP online features like Windows Messenger. If you feel like it, you can also pay a visit to http://www.passport.com to create a Passport wallet, meaning that you can input your credit card numbers and other personal information, to save you time when buying stuff on Passport-compatible Web sites.NOTE Once you've signed up for a passport, Microsoft's software robot sends a message to the email address you specified. Your Passport account isn't official until you reply to it. You'll be able to use Windows Messenger in the meantime, but everybody you correspond with will see your name stamped with "E-mail Address Not Verified." All of this is Microsoft's way of saying, "It's not worth providing a bogus email address when you sign up for a Passport, buddy."
11.2.2 Your Buddy ListAfter creating a Passport account, you must build a list of people who have Passport accounts. To do that, open Windows Messenger, log in and then click the Add a Contact link. As you probably could have predicted , the result is something called the Add a Contact Wizard, which offers you the chance to add people to your list whose email address you know. In general, there's no need to bother with the "Search for a contact" option. It can search only part of your Outlook Express address book (it doesn't search addresses that the program added to the address book automatically), and part of the online http://Hotmail.com member registry (it doesn't search people who have declined to be listed in the registry). Furthermore, it finds a match only if you have typed the entire name precisely. NOTE You can also turn someone in your Outlook Express address book into a Windows Messenger "buddy." To do so, right-click a name in the Contacts pane at the lower-left corner of the Outlook Express window (see Figure 12-1 in the next chapter). From the shortcut menu, choose Set as Online Contact. Once again, however, you won't be able to add the person to your Messenger buddy list unless she already has a Passport. As a slender reed of privacy protection, Windows Messenger requires your permission before somebody else can declare you his buddy. Likewise, you can't add anyone to your list of buddies without his permission. (The permission request takes the form of a dialog box that appears on your screen the next time you go online.) If the person whose email address you've specified hasn't yet signed up for a Passport account, the wizard offers to fire off an email message to that person ”from you ”with instructions on how to acquire one. Until both of you are fully signed up, you won't be able to chat using this program. On the other hand, if you have indeed specified the email address of somebody who has a Passport account, his name now shows up in either the Online or Not Online categories of your Windows Messenger display (Figure 11-11). Figure 11-11. To commence with some high-tech communications, you can proceed in either of two ways. First, you can double-click somebody in your Online list to open up a chat window. From there, you're able to start a voice conversation, window-sharing session, videoconferencing session, and so on. Second, you can click one of the "I want to " links shown here at bottom and then specify with whom you'd like to do it. Note that if you have a Hotmail account, the top of the window reveals how many email messages you have waiting.11.2.3 Beginning a ChatTo start a conversation, connect to the Internet. Then double-click somebody's name in your Online list, also as shown in Figure 11-11. (You can't conduct a very meaningful chat with somebody who isn't online.) Chances are pretty good that your colleague is, in fact, running Windows Messenger in the background; the program comes set to run automatically whenever you connect to the Internet. If that's the case, a special alert box appears at the lower-right corner of his screen, as shown in Figure 11-12 (top right). Figure 11-12. Top: You're being invited to chat. (You also hear a chime, and a Windows Messenger taskbar button, shown here, blinks and changes color to get your attention.) Clicking the words in the square invitation box opens Windows Messenger. Bottom: Now you can type away. A chat session is like a teleprompter transcript that rolls down the screen. You type into the bottom box, pressing Enter after each comment, and inserting little "emoticons" (smiley faces, frowny faces, and so on) by choosing them from the drop-down list.If he's interested in accepting your invitation to chat, he can click the words in that little box. And suddenly, you're chatting ”whatever you type is transmitted to his Windows Messenger window as soon as you press Enter, and vice versa. Figure 11-12 shows the effect. NOTE You might find it easier to distinguish your words of brilliance from the drivel of your correspondents by changing the font for your own comments. To do so, choose Tools Options; on the Personal tab, click the Change Font button. Choose a new font, size, style, or color in the resulting dialog box, and then click OK twice. (Both of you will see the change, assuming you have similar fonts installed.) 11.2.4 Fun Things to Do While ChattingAs the conversation goes on, you can spice things up, as well as add more controlling features, like this: 11.2.4.1 Screen out the riffraffIf some idiot keeps bothering you for a chat, turn on the blocking feature for that person. There are a number of different ways to go about it:
Of course, you were already given the opportunity to perform a preemptive strike. Remember, people can't add you to their buddy lists unless you first give your permission by clicking OK in the dialog box that appears the first time they try to do so. 11.2.4.2 Grin, sob, or stick out your tongueAt the bottom of the chat window, you'll find a drop-down list of little smiley-face icons. Some find them adorable, others find them insufferable ”but they're there if you want a little graphic expression of, well, your expression. Choose one at any time, and then press Enter or click Send, to pop it into your chatter. NOTE In the heat of chat, it's sometimes inconvenient to take your hands off the keyboard to select a smiley face from the little drop-down list. Fortunately, any of these symbols can be triggered right from the keyboard. Type :) to make a smiley face, :D to make a laughing face, :P to "stick out your tongue," (Y) to give a thumbs-up, (N) for thumbs-down, and so on. Then press Enter or click the Send button to see them in the actual chat window. (If you really want to delve into this, check out the complete list of keystroke equivalents for Windows Messenger's 30 emoticons, as they're known, by choosing Help Help Topics from within Windows Messenger, and then typing emoticons in the "For help on Windows Messenger" box. Click "Use Emoticons in messages to show feelings" on the resulting Help Topics page.) 11.2.4.3 Duck out for a momentWindows Messenger offers a list of Status messages: Online, Busy, Be Right Back, On The Phone, and so on. Whatever status you choose appears next to your name on the screens of your conversation partners . To hang out one of these little "Do not disturb" signs, choose from the File My Status submenu, or right-click the Windows Messenger icon in the notification area and choose from the My Status submenu there. (To duck out for good, sign out. Do that by right-clicking the Messenger icon in the notification area and choosing "Sign out" from the shortcut menu.) 11.2.4.4 Send a text message to a phoneTo send a message to somebody's pager or cellphone, just right-click the person's name, and then choose Send a Message to a Mobile Device from the shortcut menu. (If it's a text pager, you can even type up a little message to send.) 11.2.4.5 Exchange filesAs the conversation proceeds, you can send a photo, Word document, or any other file to your chat partner. There are two ways to do so:
Either way, your buddy sees an invitation to accept the file (Figure 11-13), and then a stern warning to be careful of doing so, for fear of viruses and other nasty surprises . Figure 11-13. You can send a file from your hard drive to your conversation partner ”a great way to turn this time-wasting feature into a useful collaboration tool. (Your partner will find the file in her My Documents My Received Files folder. She can change the folder location for file deposits by choosing Tools Options, clicking the Preferences tab, and then clicking the Browse button in the File Transfer section.)NOTE This feature is especially welcome if you've grown frustrated transmitting files via email. Some programs, notably Microsoft Outlook, refuse to accept files ”like application programs ( .exe files) ”that could conceivably harbor viruses. Messenger imposes no such restriction. Nor will you encounter "mailbox full" problems when you send files back and forth using Messenger, the way you sometimes do when sending them as email attachments. 11.2.4.6 Add another chatterYou can include another person in your chat by choosing Actions Invite Someone to this Conversation. You'll be offered a list of other people in your buddy list who are already online. (Up to five people can participate in a typed chat, although only two of you can use the video or phone features described in the following sections.) 11.2.4.7 Get helpAs you can see by Figure 11-13, "Ask for Remote Assistance" is another link on the task pane. Clicking it initiates a Remote Assistance session, in which some helpful geek on the other end of the line takes control of your computer, and sees what's on your screen, in order to troubleshoot a specified problem. Complete details in Chapter 5. 11.2.4.8 Add featuresAs time goes by, Microsoft adds new features to Windows Messenger without telling you. You can already send short text messages to your friends' cellphones, see how many new Hotmail email messages are waiting for you, create and edit your own online profile, and so on ”but only by first going to the Microsoft Add-In Web page and downloading the necessary software modules. To do so, choose Tools Add-In Web Site. Your browser opens to a Microsoft Web site that lists whatever new modules are available; click "Click here to download this add-in!" to add them to your copy of Windows Messenger. (Windows: It's not just an operating system ”it's a lifestyle!) 11.2.4.9 Preserve your brilliance for future generationsIf you'd like a written record of your chat session, choose File Save As. You'll be offered the chance to save a transcript as a text file to your hard drive. NOTE Of course, a text file has no formatting, so the Windows Messenger transcript will not display any of the fonts, styles, and colors that liven up the chat session. If you'd rather preserve some of that formatting, choose Edit Select All to highlight all the text, and then copy and paste the text into a word processor like WordPad or Microsoft Word. You still won't get the little smiley icons, but at least you'll get the colors and fonts. 11.2.5 PC as TelephoneIf both you and your friend have PCs with microphones and speakers (or a USB headset), the two of you can switch into live, spoken conversation, exactly like using a low-quality telephone. Your friend hears everything you say into the microphone, and you hear everything she says into hers. You'll both hear a slight delay, as though you're on a long-distance call to Estonia, but otherwise , it's the equivalent of an unlimited, free, long-distance calling plan. NOTE This free feature covers computer-to-computer calling only. You can also make calls from your computer to an actual phone number, which will ring an actual telephone (that's what the Make a Phone Call link in the task pane is for) ”but it's no longer free in Windows XP. You have to sign up for it and pay for it. (To sign up, choose Actions Make a Phone Call and then, in the Phone window, click Get Started Here.) To start a voice "call," begin a chat as described above. But once the window is open, click the Start Talking tab in the task pane at the right side of the window. (The very first time you do this, Windows will ask you to test the quality of your microphone and speakers.)
Your friend sees a typed invitation to join you in a spoken voice conversation ("Fishbone would like to have a voice conversation with you. Do you want to Accept [Alt+T] or Decline [Alt+D] the invitation?"). If she clicks Accept (or presses Alt+T), the two of you are in business: Simply begin talking ”even if you're in San Francisco and she's in Turkey. Clearly, phone company executives aren't thrilled with the development of this technology (at least, not until they go home at night and fire up Windows Messenger themselves ). During the conversation, each participant can adjust the microphone or speaker levels using the sliders, or "hang up" by clicking Stop Talking. 11.2.6 PC as VideophoneThe videophone feature requires that you and your online chat partner each have a video camera (some cheap Webcam will do just fine) and corresponding software already installed. By the way, "video" is a generous term : You may find that the picture is extremely jerky and grainy, more like a series of still images than a TV broadcast. (Obviously, a high-speed connection like a cable modem or DSL is extremely helpful in this regard.) Click the Start Camera button (Figure 11-14) to begin transmitting; click Stop Camera when you've had enough. (If only one of you has a video camera, no problem ”only one of you receives a video picture. The other person just hears the sound.) Figure 11-14. During the video conversation, don't miss the Options drop-down menu. Use the Stop Sending Video command when, for example, you'd like to pick your nose in privacy. Turn on Show My Video as Picture-in-Picture if you want to see your own image in the lower-right corner of the larger one, in order to see both participants at once.It's crude, sure, but there are times when a little video goes a long way ”when you're on the road with your laptop for three weeks and miss seeing the kids , for example; or when you want to show a prototype to a client without having to buy a plane ticket. 11.2.7 Sharing a ProgramAmazingly enough, the other person in your little online meeting can use your programs ”editing one of your Word documents, typing numbers into your Excel spreadsheet, and so on ”even if he doesn't have Word or Excel on his machine. It works like this:
NOTE If you're truly collaborating, you'll probably want to turn on "Automatically accept requests for control," so that your collaborator won't have to request control (and you won't have to grant permission) over and over again during the work session. On the other hand, turn on "Do not disturb with requests for control right now" if you don't want to be interrupted by even your collaborator's requests for control. The answer is always no. It's worth noting, by the way, that all of this controlling and sharing requires Windows to shuttle an enormous amount of data over the wires. As a result, the cursor may seem jerky, and everything will feel very slow. That's normal, especially if you're connecting via standard dial-up modem. 11.2.8 WhiteboardWhen you click the Start Whiteboard link in the task pane, Windows Messenger opens up a graphics window (Figure 11-16) that looks, at first glance, like the Paint program described in Chapter 7. The difference: Anything you draw or paste into this window appears instantly on your colleague's screen ”and vice versa. Using the various graphics tools and colors, you can draw maps for each other, propose design changes, or just play tic-tac-toe. Figure 11-16. The Whiteboard lets you and a colleague mark up a diagram, sketch, or anything else you can paste into this window. It's a lot like Paint, except that you're not editing individual pixels ”it's a drawing program. Each shape, text box, or line you draw, and each object you paste in, remains a distinct object that you can drag around, independent of the background. You can also make objects go in front of or behind the other ones using the Bring to Front and Send to Back commands in the Edit menu, and you can edit text at any time.NOTE Application Sharing and Whiteboard cannot be used at the same time. In fact, you can't start one without first quitting the other. You should also note that closing the tiny Sharing Session window terminates both features. Here are a few of the special collaboration tools that you won't find in Microsoft Paint:
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