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If the club will let me, I usually provide my own contract. Here's one I use (already typed up on the CD).
in writing, even with
You can add or remove what you need. (Keep in mind this does not
You'll need a press kit, complete with clippings. Here's a good one about my old
Anyway, this is the kind of
If you don't have any clippings yet, you'll still need a photo and a CD (even a home-burned one). And also a bio (not a cheesy one).
By Don Baird
Pg 28, San Francisco Bay Times Magazine
September 30, 1999
Well, they came, they reunited, they
That band is Bomb. For a particular stretch of time they were the ultimate in satisfaction, the definitive rock and roll experience, the forbidden blasphemous renegades. With their raw aural potency and musical depth of genius, the over-the-top ritualistic antics, and the unhinged unpredictable insanity, Bomb was simply the greatest band on my planet. I've written them up many times over the last
That of course was many years ago, and we watched Bomb go through many changes over the years. We saw the
It was a number of different elements that led to the demise of Bomb, be it personal and professional differences,
Bassist and vocalist Michael Dean has also been very busy and the fruits of his efforts are best exemplified by a visit to his shamelessly masturbatory yet fully intriguing Website
Here you will find out everything he's been doing for the past few years, and thanks to certain technological advancements of modern day home computing, you can also download many musical and visual offerings. As well as his own post-Bomb musical projects you can also find all the information you need about Bomb in there too. One incredible offering culled from his Website is an out-take from the first Bomb reunion recording Lovesucker. There was a cut
Playing on a theme present in other Bomb songs such as Spoked Feet with its opening
Back to the final Bomb shows: the first took place at the Cocoderie in North Beach and it was amazing. As far as Bomb shows go, this one was particularly dark and powerful and
That night at the Eagle was a tremendous party, with the extra treat of owner Joe Banks handling the DJ booth between bands, something he's been doing a bit more of on some Friday nights lately, and his archival knowledge of music and general instinct and tastes have always set the standards of and broadened the scope of all the music played at both The Hole in the Wall and The Eagle. It's always a pleasure to find him in the
By the time Bomb took the stage I was feeling pretty festive, satisfied to see that a number of people I had told not to miss this show were there and ready to be dazzled, mystified, and blown away. After a few minor sound
Towards the end of the set at least one member, Jay, had disrobed completely, like old times. Just after the show and the following couple of days when I ran into people who were there they kept saying things to me like, "I thought you were gonna snap your head right off your neck," or "You certainly seemed to be in your element that night," or "You were wild! Are you always like that?"
"Well, c'mon; this was Bomb's final show ever," I replied, "But I might be."
Long live Bomb!
You will be told when you book the gig what time the following events will occur:
Doors (what time the doors
If they don't tell you, you should ask when you are talking to the booker.
"The Slot" is what
The load in is exactly that: the time you load in your gear. Be a few minutes early. You should also ask them ahead of time if you load in through the front, the side, or the back. And if there's free parking for the bands.
Someone will probably check your I.D., maybe before you even load in. If
Drink tickets: You will be given (or ask for and be given) drink tickets for the band
You will usually load your gear in to a place right behind the stage. You will be responsible for your own stuff. If they have a guard back there, don't rely on him to keep you from getting ripped off. Take shifts watching it. Bring a paperback or a laptop to kill time.
The drummer will probably want to take the drums out of the cases and set them up, because they take the longest to set up.
You will load your gear on to the stage and set it up to do a sound check. Do it quickly, but do it right. Don't be nervous. Just do your job.
The sound man will be on the stage setting up microphones (and a direct box for the bass and one for the keyboards most likely). Help him out, don't ask unnecessary questions, and don't play your guitar when his head is in front of the amp setting up a mike! Same goes for drums. There is no faster way to piss him off, and believe me, you want him on your side, not pissed off at you.
When he's done setting up the
Play and sing at the volume you plan to use in the show.
Get a small flashlight, and keep it on your key ring so you'll always have it on stage. It's often dark right before the set, and with a flashlight, you'll be able to see stuff easier to set up.
The sound man will ask the drummer to play one drum at a time. He'll probably just say "rack." That means the drummer should just play the rack tom. He'll make some adjustments on the sound board. Then he'll say, "Thank you," which means "stop." Then he'll say "snare," and she just plays her
When he's all done (this will probably take five or ten minutes total), he'll ask you to play part of a song together as a band. Play a verse and a chorus (or more until he
Again, this ain't a bad time to check polarity, and maybe put a wind screen on the mike to prevent shocks and improve the sound.
When you all play, if everyone can't hear everything well, stop and ask him to bring up something in the
When you're done, ask him if you need to move your gear off the stage or not. Hopefully, you'll just have to move the drums and can leave your amps up there. You'll probably have to push them back so the bands who play before you can put their amps in front of yours.
Big headlining bands at big shows often sound check for a long, long time, even using it as rehearsal or
After sound check, you will probably
When you're in a band, suddenly everyone is your friend (especially if you're opening for the band they actually want to see). Everyone will want to be on the guest list, or, as I call it, the "pest list." I recommend reserving it for
People who help you
People who will bring other people in
An old joke:
Q. How many punkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to do it and nine to get on the guest list. 1
1. There is an alternate answer: "Ten. One to do it and nine to write
So . After your sound check, the other bands will sound check. It's usually in reverse order, with the headlining band first, and the opening band last. This is so when they get to the opening band, they don't have to move their gear; they just leave it there set up ready to play.
Once a band is ready to play their set, the sound man will sometimes have them do a line check . (But not the opening band, because they sound checked last, probably right before the doors opened.) This means doing a very abbreviated sound check even though there are people in the club. Sometimes the before-the-doors-open sound check is completely dispensed with in favor of just having everyone do a line check, especially if the club provides back line . Back line is when the club has a house bass amp, guitar amp, and drum kit, and all you have to bring is your guitars, effects, bass, and the drummer usually has to (or if he doesn't, he'll probably want to) bring his own snare, cymbals, and sticks. You will probably be told this when you book the show. Most showcase clubs provide back line (and they mostly seem to be in Los Angeles, where music is an assembly line and they want everyone on and off as quickly as possible) and won't let you bring your own amps, unless you're the headliner and have a draw.
If the club only does line checks and not sound checks proper, I wouldn't worry too much. There's only so much variation on how to mike and amplify guitar, bass, drums, and singing, and a guy who does four bands a night six nights a week is usually pretty good at it.
Showcase clubs are clubs that exist to "showcase" bands, allegedly for major labels. They usually have back line, often make you sell tickets, almost never pay bands, and ask everyone who comes in which band they're there to see and book you back only if a lot of people mention you. They also have band-specific audiences; for instance, there can be 10 people for the opening band, 100 people for the second band, no one for the third band, and 50 people for the fourth band. They usually have four or five bands a night. "The Gig" on Melrose in Los Angeles is a good example.
You will, at some point, be asked by someone to get onstage and actually play your songs. After all, that's why you're there, right?
You should know what time you're playing and get backstage (or whatever
You should play your songs with confidence and love. Don't worry too much about jumping around and being "wild." That will come with time if it's to come at all. Worry about the music.
Actually, just don't worry. Practice is the place to work out all the stuff so you won't have to worry onstage. It should all be a cellular memory, an ingrained response by this time, second nature.
Or be wild. It's up to you. I used to care more about that stuff, but only after the music was really, really good.
If you have trouble hearing an instrument in the monitors, don't hesitate between songs to tell the sound man over the mike, "Could I please have more kick drum in my monitor?" or whatever. But don't get too nitpicky and
When you finish your set, if you are amazing (or if you just have a lot of friends in the room), you may have people yelling for an encore. I usually only do one if it's a
of people. It can seem gratuitous if it's just your boyfriend and your sister screaming "More!," and the other 50 people who are just there to see the other band politely
Keep in mind that three people up front yelling for more can look like the whole room is yelling for more. Sometimes it's hard to be honest with yourself.
If anyone is yelling bad stuff during the set ("You suck" or something similar), ignore them. If you're particularly witty, you might yell back. This can work to your advantage or not. It kinda depends if you have the crowd behind you or not.
One time Bomb was playing to 500 people (all there for us) and one guy up front kept yelling "Fuck you!" to me. (He may actually have been a fan, but it got on my nerves.) I finally said to him over the mike, "Sir, if you do not stop yelling 'Fuck you,' I'm going to climb down there and actually fuck you."
Five hundred people laughed at him, and he shut the fuck up.
One time Bomb played in front of 1,500 people who were all there to see the headliner, Primus, and two guys in the audience were throwing ice cubes at my head. I thought the whole room hated us. Keep in mind, one heckler can seem like a room full of them from the stage, too. Keep your head straight and you'll see it all more clearly.
Towel off, then get your gear off the stage quickly if there's another band coming on. Put your guitars in their cases, but don't go outside yet. You're all covered with sweat and you'll catch cold.
Bring an extra T-shirt to every show. Better yet, put on one of your own new band shirts from the
After the set, you'll want to get paid if you brought in paying customers and it looks like there's any money to be made.
Thank the sound man, then ask him who to get paid by. A way Tony Fag in Bomb used to broach this was good: "Who do I talk to about the money thing?" It sounds less demanding than "Where's my money?" The sound man will tell you, and you go find that person and say "Hi. I'm _________________________ from ______________________________. Can we talk about the money thing?" They will probably tell you to come back at the end of the show. They aren't brushing you off; most likely they're really busy. Come back at the end of the night.
Keep an eye on the gear and don't get ripped off. But have fun, support the other bands, and again, have fun.
After the show, get paid, move your gear out, and drive it back to the studio, then go have more fun.
It's best to wait until the
When playing a show in your hometown, if there's an out-of-town band on the bill and the show doesn't make much money, consider giving some or all of your band's share to the traveling band. They need it more than you do. And it will come back to you tenfold in goodwill and karma. And they'll probably help you get a gig in their town when you go on tour.
At one show with only about a
Also, when you're the one paying out the money, always pay the bands, without them asking you, before you leave the venue, even if they're staying at your house. This will avoid them having to feel
If you made any money at all, make sure you give some to the
By the way, Tony, you still owe me for that burrito and the ouzo I bought you back in 1986 after our show at the Mab LOL.
The next day, send an e-mail or make a phone call to the booker. "Hi. This is ___________________________ from _____________________. Thank you for the show. We had a blast and would love to play again any time. Have a good day." Believe me, thanking them will make you stand out over 92 percent of the other rude-ass wannabe rock stars they deal with on a daily basis.
You'll have to carry some of your own equipment until you make enough money to pay people. Get a roadie but remember: He's not your slave; he's your helper. And until you make enough to put her on salary, pay her an even split.
Duct tape is the musician's friend. Duct tape holds rock and roll together. Duct tape can fix a guitar strap, a drum kit, a carburetor, or even a hole in your
It's available in any hardware store.
Remember, many rolls look alike. Put your
Some clubs are covered with 'em on every available surface, backstage and in the bar itself. Some clubs will charge you 50 bucks for every sticker you stick on the wall. Check before you do. If you're playing the latter type of club, don't give stickers away until people are leaving, or at least tell them from the stage not to stick them up. You might never play there again if people stick them up in the club.
I always have mixed feelings when someone asks me for my autograph. I'm a little flattered and a little embarrassed. Flattered because I'm honored that someone would think that highly to ask me, and embarrassed because the whole idea is pretty zany. I've never asked anyone to give me one.
I recently asked some people I really admire, people not into the "star" bullshit, how they deal with it. They all sign them when asked. Henry Rollins' reply is in his interview at the end of this book. Mike Watt laughed and said, "I have a short name. Doesn't take long to do it." Ian MacKaye said, "Of course I do it. If I say, no, the person feels dumb for asking. If you do sign it, they just stick it in a
You don't have to have a set list. You can just have a song list, and band members can take turns starting any song after the last one finishes. This can work well. Bands that don't use set lists have included Fugazi, Flipper, and the Grateful Dead. Each member segues into another song and lets the other members guess which song it is. Bands can get really good at this. You can even jam between songs. Keep it to a minimum though unless you're really good at it: Don't bore your audience.
Conversely, some bands rehearse the set as if it were one large piece of music, working out the best order and fine tuning the segues between songs. This is what I usually do, but it can get kinda stale after a while. You get to the point where practice just seems like going through the
If you are going to work the set as a whole piece of music, I would recommend being aware of songs that sound too much alike (because of tempo, key, chord changes, styles, and so forth) and not
You'll want to put up like 100 to 400 flyers for each show. Some towns have laws about this. For a while New York City was fining bands like 100 bucks per flyer .
If it's legal in your town, get out there and hit it. Make them catchy and memorable. If you suck at graphic arts, get a friend to do it. Credit them. Thank them. Let them into the show free.
Stand out. Be true to yourself, but get clever with your promo stuff.
I remember the best rock advertisement I've ever seen. It was from when Jane's Addiction was on an independent label (Triple X Records). It was two photos. The top photo was a young Elvis Presley on stage singing. It said "This rock and roll will never die." Below was a young Perry Farrell onstage singing. It said, "This rock and roll will kill you."
I love that.
Make sure that you can read all the
Remember: It's cheaper and faster to print one flyer on the computer and then Xerox the rest than it is to print them all on the computer.
Getting to know someone who works at a copy shop can be quite helpful.
The shorter your band name is, the bigger you can put it on the flyer. A
Hang them up about a week before the show. You will also have to do flyer maintenance, which is coming by a couple of days later and uncovering them and hanging up new ones. Be polite; try not to cover up other flyers unless the show is over. You can find space that stands out by going higher or lower on the pole than the other bands. I used to skateboard around hanging up flyers and lean my board up against the pole and stand on it to get higher up.
Don't hang eight flyers on one pole, covering up everyone else. If people do that, target them and remove all their flyers, always. It ain't coming from a place of community. It is based on ego and fear. Fuck them. They should be eliminated from the band gene pool.
As soon as you get there, introduce yourself to him or her. Learn his name. Know him. This is more important than knowing the bartender. Be polite.
Don't ever pay to play a club, but you might tip the sound girl 10 bucks before or after the set. Twenty if you have a good night. That will also help you get booked back, because usually the booker is not there at the show, just during the day. The booker will ask the sound person who drew well, played well (less important to the booker than who drew well), and who kept the audience
This isn't "pay to play"; it's
It will take a while to get a strong following. You may play to just your friends for even a year. But if you're good and have hustle, you will get a crowd after a while. Once you do, you might think about getting your own sound man. Then you'll always sound good at a show. Some clubs won't let you use your own sound girl (check), but if you start making them money, they usually will bend on this if you ask
Sometimes clubs will put a clause in the contract where if you cancel, they will actually charge you money (usually 100 to 250 bucks)! This is unconscionable in my book. Fuck them. This only, as far as I know, happens in Los Angeles. It is quite indicative of how undervalued music is in this buyer's market.
This attitude is a very good reason to skip bars entirely and just promote your own parties; you know, make your own scene.
Sometimes it's not enough to just be a band. You have to go the extra kilometer and really put out, make it special. I remember when Bomb toured opening up for the Flaming Lips. The Lips would get to the venue early and sound check. But then instead of going back to the hotel or sitting at the bar like most bands would, they would spend like four hours decorating the place. On this particular tour, they had a tank of helium and would blow up hundreds of balloons for the stage. Then they would climb up on ladders and string about a hundred strings of Christmas lights up. And they would have to take them down after the show, when most bands would want to do anything but that.
And keep in mind this is before the Lips were famous. They were popular, but I believe that it was this kind of care (in addition to writing great songs and touring incessantly) that
them famous. In Los Angeles, Jane's Addiction used to decorate warehouses and put on shows that were way more special than just playing in a bar. (This
Something I would like to see a lot more of is bands doing movie nights. Get together with local filmmakers (or make your own films) and show
You can even bypass bars entirely and play at youth centers, YMCAs, basements, warehouses, living rooms, backyard BBQ parties, whatever. It helps if you have your own P.A. because most of these places don't have them.
If you do a show in a warehouse and someone gets hurt, you are probably liable. You can get one-day event insurance from most insurance companies. You can also call it a private party and make it donation only and sometimes get around liquor and fire laws, but keep in mind, the authorities can close down anything they want any time they want. And there actually have been cases of communities invoking anti-crack house laws to shut down raves and rock shows. So don't piss off the neighbors.
Get level-headed people to act as security. Make sure NOT to get people that just want to kick ass. Get people who would do anything
kick ass, but would if it came down to it. People well into martial arts are usually of a good skill- and
If you can't seem to get a gig
They work different ways. Some are first come, first serve; that is, you get there at nine, put your name on a list, and that's the order you perform in. Some draw
You would think that open mikes would suck and be just a bunch of impatient people waiting for their three minutes of
Ask around or check the local entertainment paper.
Editor Sandy adds, "Some places make an absolute business of the open mike night thing and are famous for it. I think the best known one in Nashville is called The Bluebird Caf . People come from all over the country, and they actually hold auditions for open mike night (which maybe defeats the purpose), but there are often country music
I add, "Isn't that the Caf in that movie with River Phoenix's brother?"
You should always send a short press release to the appropriate editor at the local entertainment paper when you play somewhere. But wait until you're good. You don't want press coming to your first show if you're still shaky.
Zines are self-published magazines that people within a given scene make to review and promote each other. You can do a zine yourself to document your scene as it grows. It's a lot of fun.
It's cheaper to just do it online but sometimes more fun to have an actual document for people to hold in their hands. When I was growing up in the hardcore punk scene in Washington, D.C., in the early 80s, an important part of being at a show was passing around zines and reading them.
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