| D00dle: yt? Zoomz: y D00dle: I was thinking about this cuz I was walking by the Taco Tico and I stand there getting tortured by Avril Lavigne and I'm all, All I wants this stoopid burrito and you can't give it a me without I gotta have this claptrap making my ears bleed . D00dle: stop whining dude Zoomz: no so I was thinking just like this: if i was in a band called the Yeah-Yeahs all my songs would go "Yeah Yeah Yeah" Zoomz: dude I would SO buy your album. D00dle: thanks! D00dle: you do java rite? Zoomz: ? D00dle: what's the story? D00dle: we got a new cto loves unix esp freebsd Zoomz: does he hate m$? D00dle: duh Zoomz: thats like so late nineties. Zoomz: is he cute D00dle: as if. how do you know its a he Zoomz: does that mean you have to port all your apps D00dle: yeah18 mos work on the milk lady's project dead. Zoomz: so you're learning java D00dle: y Zoomz: so read a book knob D00dle: i hate books punk just tell me why thiss guys all hopped up about java Zoomz: dude I got like 10 words for you: Simple OO Network-ready Robust Secure Architecture Neutral Portable Interpreted Fast Multithreaded Dynamic D00dl3: LOL! that's all marketing dude. i can't believe you would actually write that to me. Do you hate me? Zoomz: that is just true. D00dl3: every company says their thing is secure my grandma is secure. Zoomz: did you ever hear of a virus written in java? D00dl3: no. Zoomz: Did you ever hear of a virus exploiting a java application? D00dl3: no. Zoomz: well then. would you be in this port trouble today if you had written in java originally? D00dl3: no. but what about fast, robust, simple, and dynamic? that's where you really sink low bro. Zoomz: you're right ”that's all marketing hoo-hoo. not that it isn't true, but like so is C++ C# VB C Ada Eiffel Lisp Delphi D00dl3: You don't have to convince me. I can learn it or lose my job to some 14 year old whippersnapper. How did i get to feel so old and i'm not even 25? I need to learn it and i want to learn it because i know it is an important language now so it doesnt matter. So just how do i do that so i can get back to Never Winter Nights? Zoomz: read java garage. D00dl3: i hate books. Zoomz: its not a book: its garage... | 