Speed Freak: troubleshooting tips

I've got to be honest with you, I'm not sure you really need this chapter, so let's do a little quiz to start things off, and if for some reason you fail this impromptu quiz, then you'll have to read the chapter. Pass, and you jump straight to Chapter 9. Ready? Begin (you have 12 minutes for the first segment).

Question One: If Photoshop crashes while copying a 50-MB file into Clipboard memory, do you (a) pack up your computer, call Billie Joe MacAllister and ask him to meet you at the Tallahatchie bridge; (b) completely disrobe, sit cross-legged on the floor while burning candles around the Photoshop product box; (c) press Shift-Alt-Control-Delete-Tilde-Tab-Escape-Enter-Option-F15-Backslash, proving you have eleven fingers; or (d) all of the above?

Answer: It was a trick question. Obviously, the real answer would have been "b," except you never, never dare to have an open flame anywhere near your Photoshop product box. Sorry, grasshopper--turn the page and start reading.