Fast Furious: camera raw tips

Fast & Furious: camera raw tips

Hey there, it's me again (Felix). So here we are halfway through this book and Scott is having entirely too much fun writing these chapter intros. In fact, I just walked past his office and he was grinning from ear to ear. I asked what was so funny. He mumbled something about an old What's Happening!! episode and how Raj, Dwayne and Rerun just crack him up. But I saw the chapter intro template on his PowerBook. I knew what he was up to.

So, how can I best describe this chapter (before Scott discovers I snuck another one in while he's pretending to watch back-to-back episodes of Good Times, and Mama's Family)? Well, it's like this. Imagine that Camera Raw is like The Facts of Life. You know, Tootie was the backbone of that show and Blair was simply riding her coattails after the second season. Sorry, I got sidetracked. The tips in this chapter are more like Different Strokes. You remember when Arnold would say, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?" Now that was sitcom writing at its finest. Dang, I'm doing it again. Let me get back on track. OK, Camera Raw is really more like Mork and Mindy. Nanu-nanu is just another way to describe the histogram and how it... No, that's no good. I got it. Imagine you're Weezy, George Jefferson is the Metadata and Florence is like your digital camera's color space, and...