Speed Ballin : adobe bridge tips

Speed Ballin': adobe bridge tips

These chapter intros are usually Scott's area of expertise, but when we decided to add Adobe Bridge killer tips to this book, I felt the need to purge myself and release some inner demons. Now, I don't have a problem with the Bridge software. Not at all, I love Bridge. And it isn't a fear of actual bridges. I dig real bridges, too. It's the word "bridge" itself that has blackened my heart. Even worse, Clint Eastwood, one of my favorite actors of all time, is forever linked to this vile and venomous word.

What created this inner turmoil? What horrific event triggered this kind of repulsive response to a simple word, you ask? The Bridges of Madison County, that's what. Watching that one movie tainted the word bridge forever. There I was, waiting to hear Dirty Harry utter one of those famous one-liners "Go ahead, make my day" or "Do you feel lucky punk?" Heck, simply hearing Philo Beddoe say "Right turn, Clyde" just one time could have saved the show. But nope, it wasn't to be. There he was, the outlaw Josey Wales, in a chick flick. Not just a chick flick, but maybe one of the worst films ever documented.

But hey, that was a long time ago. Maybe I should just let it go and forget about the past. Clint's new movie, Million Dollar Baby, is getting a lot of good press. I mean, it is Clint Eastwood after all, and it's about boxing. That's got machismo written all over it. Right?