Here we go, into the land of casting. This is where we tell you to empty the rusty old coffee can containing your meager savings. You'll need a bus ticket, since we're sending you to Hollywood to be in pictures.
It's going to be just terrific .
But in case our blockbuster career gunning down everything in sight alongside an ever-balder Bruce Willis doesn't work out, let's do what every out-of-work Hollywood actor does: get a day job by learning runtime type information and casting in Java. But just until we get our big break.